Pigeon Man: My report from the Front Line of Ealing

FIRST OF ALL, an apology. Many of you may have bought the Gazette last week eagerly anticipating the long-overdue opportunity to read my column.Read

Pigeonman: See if you can spot me in Wolfman

HAVE YOU SEEN the new Anthony Hopkins film yet? It's called Wolfman and I'm in it. Read

Pigeonman: Who gets to ask the questions?

SO TODAY is the big, happy day. Yes, it's party time in central London. Tony Bliar is appearing in the Chilcot whitewash on the Iraq war to tell us that lies are truth and that the truth is a lie.Read

Pigeon Man: 2009 was a good year for idiots

Last year was an interesting one. And as always, at the end of a year, interesting or otherwise, it is time for this column to bestow the prestigious Pigeonman Idiot Of The Year Award.Read

Pigeon Man: Down with the conglomerations!

These are difficult times we are living in. Even the pigeons are having to scap hard for crumbs of comfort. Read

Pigeon Man: Gripes I could talk about but I won't

I thought it might be interesting to run through with you some of the ideas I had and rejected for this week's column, before finally sharing with you what I ended up with. Read

Anger on the streets of Ealing

I'VE BEEN trying to start a revolution. (If you have any good ideas for one and you'd like to join forces with me, please get in touch.) I thought that Ealing might just be the perfect place to get it going. But starting revolutions is not quite a easy as it sounds. Read

Pigeonman: Weather even a dampner on comedy

The extreme weather conditions even affected comedy Downstairs at the Drayton last week. Read

Pigeonman: This is the end

As this is a newspaper, let me start with the bad news. Read

Pigeonman: Too many people

I don't like people much. They get everywhere. They're in the streets, in the pubs, in the cinemas, on the buses, on the trains, in the shops - you just can't move for them. Read

Pigeonman: Dubya was a messy eater

Last week, among other things, I went to the cinema. Yes, I went to see W, Oliver Stone's rather entertaining film about the breathtaking stupidity of President George W Bush in Shepherd's Bush.Read

Pigeonman: Exciting weeks at Comedy Club

It's been an exciting few weeks at my Comedy Club. At a time of global economic meltdown, when most things are shrinking and shriveling up, (speak for yourself - Ed) Downstairs at the Drayton is expanding.Read

Pigeonman: Rat chasing in Shepherds Bush

I was walking down the Uxbridge Road in Shepherd's Bush the other day when there was a bit of a kerfuffle.Read

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