SO TODAY is the big, happy day. Yes, it's party time in central London. Tony Bliar is appearing in the Chilcot whitewash on the Iraq war to tell us that lies are truth and that the truth is a lie.Read
Last year was an interesting one. And as always, at the end of a year, interesting or otherwise, it is time for this column to bestow the prestigious Pigeonman Idiot Of The Year Award.Read
I thought it might be interesting to run through with you some of the ideas I had and rejected for this week's column, before finally sharing with you what I ended up with. Read
I'VE BEEN trying to start a revolution. (If you have any good ideas for one and you'd like to join forces with me, please get in touch.) I thought that Ealing might just be the perfect place to get it going. But starting revolutions is not quite a easy as it sounds. Read
I don't like people much. They get everywhere. They're in the streets, in the pubs, in the cinemas, on the buses, on the trains, in the shops - you just can't move for them. Read
Last week, among other things, I went to the cinema. Yes, I went to see W, Oliver Stone's rather entertaining film about the breathtaking stupidity of President George W Bush in Shepherd's Bush.Read
It's been an exciting few weeks at my Comedy Club. At a time of global economic meltdown, when most things are shrinking and shriveling up, (speak for yourself - Ed) Downstairs at the Drayton is expanding.Read